My ode to you.........

Love is me and you babe.

You make me smile as we sometimes argue over silly little things.

You get me when no one else does.

I love our closeness and the way we understand each other.

I love that you are my soldier.

I love that we laugh over internet phenomenons.

Our relationship has gone from strength to strength above all the haters.

You are my soulmate.

I love you

Keep it running...........

Yes, here we go again. Time waits for no one I say! Get it while the going gets tough. Well imma get it and good and proper at that!!!
2010 is MY year dear. Just gotta get this ball rolling!!!
xoxoxox

I am dead

.................................................................................................

A word from the good.........

"You cant beat the devil at his own game because he cheats. Once you start winning he changes the rules. Therefore the only way to win is to stop playing."

Never truer words said.

Everything but the girl

FOR THOSE IT MAY CONCERN,

STOP asking people about me if you are over this situation.

STOP putting my name in your shit.

STOP following me.

STOP going through other people to get info.

AM I really that important to you???

If you wanna know something ask ME.

No need to be scared now, I won't bite...

Ha ha ha ha

Laughing is good for the soul.

My whole being is in stitches over the hunt of "person's" so-called new place of stay. Please don't get mistaken and think it was me who wants to know.

Erm, nope!! Just know that I know you are still where I left you. People have seen you.

Eyes are watching and mouths are flapping like birds hibernating for the winter. (Closer to home than you think)

I don't care to know where you retreat as it could be in hell for all I care. (You'll probably lie and say that Satan and you did athletics together! lol)

You think you know me in the little time we had together, but you are sadly mistaken.

You never did. I lied and became the oscar winning actress I always wanted to be with you. (Something you know all about, I guess)

And here I am still laughing.

P.S. Yes I love diamonds, pearls and all things shiny (no-Louis Vuitton!! Lmao!!)

I am a FEMALE obviously. Try it one time!!!

Getting the idea

Sometimes people or things get confused. Confused about a situation that has arisen due to lies and conceit. I feel that through the fire, you will get burnt. But those scars don't make you or break you. Well, they didn't for me. They made me stronger and wiser. I am over this situation and I hope those involved are as well. I have moved on. I have buried this situation in the deepest depths of my mind. Its over. Game over. I wish them well, but they will never see me or hear from me again. That chapter of my life is over. What we had was what it was. Past tense. They will forever remain in my past. I am not hiding some sort of facade to look bold in front of others. I have truly moved on. I have learnt from my mistakes and I am moving forward. I don't hate those involved, I just don't care. I have no emotion concerning those. So this is what it is. Sorry to say, but you are dead to me.

Good things come to those who wait....

I have some surprises in store for my MML's.

I have previously published that things are looking up for me and so it seems that they are.

Many things in store for my company and other aspects of business.

2010 seems to be BIG and bright year!!!!!

New website coming soon too!!!!!!

Kisses and hearts, Ms L xxx

Epiphany (Part 2)

Free like a willow tree

Free like a summer's eve

Free like the waves are crashing 

on a solitary beach

Free like a bumblebee

Free like the open sea

Free like the minute, second,  moment when you hold me closely

Free like a flying dove

Free like the moon above 

Free like the four letters  that spell out L-O-V-E love

Free like the bluest sky 

Free like the wings up high

Free like... free like...free like....free like

Free like the brown in my eye

Free like the tears that I cry

Free like...free like....free like... free like

free like the willow tree

free like the summer's eve

free like the waves are crashing on a single solitary beach

Emancipation of Ms L

Life could get no better or maybe it can.....

I am so thankful!!

I'm truly in love.

I love my life, my friends, my family, my love, my career.

New beginnings are finally happening for me and they couldn't happen at a better time.

I am so blessed.

Thank you Lord x x x x x

M.M.L

Ok, so here you have it. New shit's going down.

I have so many things in the pipeline that you would think my company is in the sewage.

I won't expose just yet, but things are looking up. Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy up!!

New dawn, New day!!!!!!!

Madame Ms L, Here she comes!!!!!!!

xoxox

You are FINALLY out of my life

Thank you God.

I AM A QUEEN

Proverbs 26:4-5 says, “Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself. Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes."

I used to believe that to argue my point across would make me the bigger person.

I would show them who was boss. I would show them my strength.

But after each argument, I would feel tired. Like I had fought in a ring with a heavy weight champion.

It would slow me down intellectually. 

As a GROWN woman I don't have time for that shit.

Some people and sadly family members are gonna be haters...

They will hate what you stand for, Who you are, What you will become, Your lifestyle.

But its cool because you soon realize that you are worth more then they will ever be or become.

HATE is a disease, that can easily spread from one culprit to the next.

I will not become that.

I am loved and cherished to the most high. 

I LOVE myself. 

When you love yourself, you don't ever have to spew hate against others to gain platform.

Those games are for the weak. I am above that to the fullest.

I am a QUEEN who loves my life and the people in it.

I am a motivated woman with dimensions that many would crave.

The key? I do me.

I live by these words "A wise man told me don't argue with fools, cause people from a distance can't tell who is who. So stop with that childish shit, nigga I'm grown. Please leave it alone - don't throw rocks at the throne...Don't make me expose you to them folks that don't know you"

 

Take the hint.......

Now bite me!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Epiphany

Used to think maybe but baby

Now I am so sure that you and me

Will only lead me back to heartbreak -Teedra Moses

I have lost my fight with you

About you

I'm over you

Been under you

On top of you

I can't justify "it" anymore

Won't justify "it" anymore

You don't want

"it"

"it" doesn't give you what "that" does

"that" gives you the thrill and drive you crave for

I know what I Am

So with that this fight is over

Goodbye

 

Guys and a Doll

Only female in my crew, and I kick shit

Like a nigga do, with a trigger too, fuck you  Lil' Kim- All about the Benjamins

I've never really liked girls.

Ok, well to put it bluntly I don't get along with many girls.

They can be very bitchy at times and will feel no way to put a man before you're friendship with them.

So to cut a long story short, I have always been a 1 woman in a crew of men sort of chick (Friendship only!!!!). Men are more receptive to their surrounds, they don't change their attitude towards you when a group of women enter the room. You will always be their girl regardless. If the relationship does change, then its due to the girlfriend not liking you and feeling uncomfortable with her own femininity. I should know first hand!! Plus I did attend a convent.

But back to my story in hand. 

I'm an aggressive woman who goes for what she wants in life. I don't hold back my thoughts, have a cutting and sarcastic sense of humor, loves basketball and lives for hip hop. (Also I love pear cider!!)

BUT I also  love the colour pink, diamonds, handbags , dresses and heels no less than 4 inches.

I'm a strong woman who will stand toe to toe with a man and not back down. Men do not make me feel inferior to them. I see myself as equal on all accounts.

See, I love my boys to the ends of the earth, I see my male cousins as brothers and my brother is one of my best friends. Guys just get me more, maybe I have more testosterone than estrogen!!! When my mother was carrying me the doctors actually thought I was a boy, so there you go!!

Hollywood Divorce

Starts off like a small town marriage 

Lovely wife in life, baby carriage 

Now all the stars have cars, success of course 

but it ends in Hollywood divorce - HOLLYWOOD DIVORCE OUTKAST

I love LOVE.

Yeah I said it and I'm not ashamed.

Life is what you make it, but love is what makes it purposeful.

Look at it what way you want to, we all need love.

Finding that special someone that makes your heart jump like a rabbit on a trampoline. I wanna find love some day.

You know, that guy that makes me laugh until my stomach tightens like I've been doing crunches. Holds me like he'll never see me again. Ride or die with me. I'm his L. His girl for life.

Well, I thought I found him, but it wasn't meant to be. Young love, young mind.

So since then I have been guarded with my heart by becoming the predator. I catch you, you don't catch me!

But I am a woman when it comes down to it. A REAL woman who just wants that real man. But with so many divorces happening lately, what am I meant to believe?  

The best I ever had

I say you the fuckin best  you the fuckin best  you the fuckin best  you the fuckin best  you the fuckin best i ever had - Drake Best I ever had

You have been the best I ever had. Can't even front on that shit! You made me do a 9 hour marathon without a sip of water. Damn, that was a good work out!! LOL. Even though you and I disagree on a lot, there is one thing we can agree on.

You have been the most rigorous personal trainer I've ever had. You have shown me my true potential to be a champion at this game. There are times when I'm just not in the mood to train, but then I realize that the outcome is so worth it. So thank you.

Bossy

"People should know whatever it is you love to do. 

I am a living testament to the fact that you can do it.  You can do whatever it is you put your mind to and you can do it in stilettos." Kimora Lee Simmons

I am an ambitious woman who knows what she wants and will be damned if anyone thinks that they are going to deter me from my dream. I've been judged and hated on by jealousy or fake friends, but I've realized that I can't stop them from the hate but I will not allow them to hone me from my talents that the Almighty has blessed me with. I have been born for a reason. I am my own boss. I will always be my own boss.

I am Madame Ms L. born and breed. Establised 1985.

I am a strong woman who will reach the highest mountains, so no need to worry 'bout me, I'm fantabulous!!!!

Can you spell C.E.O? 

Good muthafuckers, take a seat, my show is about to begin!!!!!

Like you, like you

I'm digging you, I'm feeling you And you know what's up Said I'm big on you and I'm wanting you So tell me what's up    Donell Jones- You know what's up

I dont just like you  I like you, like you I dont just like you  I like you, like you Can we come together Can we come together You can fluff my feathers Fluff my feathers         Kelis- Like you

I have a crush.

I've been feeling on you for a while.

ok, like a little over a month.

You make conversation so easy for me and you make me smile.

I get excited when you call and I miss you when you don't.

But I am protecting myself from you as I don't want to get too close and then hurt.

You are my friend, my special friend.

So this is my secret.

The real me

I might be the way everybody likes to say  I know what you're thinking about me  There might be a day you might have a certain way

There's a song I was listenin' to up all night  There's a voice I am hearin' sayin' its alright  When I'm happy, I'm sad, but everything is good  Its not that complicated I'm just missundaztood   Pink- Mizunderstood

I can't be what you want me to be.

I am me, the woman I've always showed you.

Never have I been fake or mis-leading.

Yes I've been aggressive and impatient, but thats just the Aries in me.

I am a very loyal friend, but If I feel you are taking the piss with me or being sneaky I can't be fake.

I will tell you about yourself as a matter of fact!

I HATE liars and attention-seekers, fake friends and wannabes.

be who you truly are cause thats when I will give you the upmost respect.

I am VERY sarcastic and HATE to be in the wrong.

I will say sorry, but in my own time, but you need to realize that I don't always mean what I say when I am angry.

I just need to let my steam out!!!!!!

I LOVE the idea of love but find it hard to compromise, I love my family and true friends to death and will go to the ends of the earth for them. 

I automatically protect those whom I'm close to and will bust a cap in someone's arse if I feel you will harm them.

I am sensitive even though I have a hard exterior.

I do care.

I do remember memories forever.

I am me.

Bitch ass-ness

Victim:

noun
	an unfortunate person who suffers from some adverse circumstance.

I'm so sick of you right now.

Sick of the sight of you and the way you act.

You feel the world owes you shit and if people don't comply to the way you think then you are being victimized.

How DARE you!!!!!

You say you don't like your business being put out there, but you don't seem to mind writing blogs or status's outing peoples grievances.

Get a fucking life!!!!!!

P.S If you don't like what you read, then write a fucking blog about it. (Like you don't anyway!)  

My addiction

Why everything that's supposed to be bad make me feel so good Everything they told me not to is exactly what I would Man I tried to stop man I tried the best I could But (You make me smile) Kanye west- addiction

Yep, I'm addicted to Shrimp and Cocktails!!!!

Damn I love iit!

Mmmmmmmmmm battered Cajan seafood and a concoction of alcohol with milk or fruit!!

I'm a feen for it!!!!

I will hold back my addiction though..... Maybe or Maybe not! lol

She love HIM

I have a crush.

Ok maybe a true love.

Have done since I was 15.

He understood me the way no one else could.

Told me words that only I thought existed.

This is my love letter to H.I.M

Mr Mathers,

You were the first guy I would spend my last pound on.

Write your name over and over in my journal.

Be hooked on to your very last word.

Sure you weren't a Role model for me, but it was that I don't give a fuck attitude that made me fall for you.

Maybe you don't know what My name is, which did give me a Guilty conscience to the way that I feel for you, but I still don't give a fuck.

If I had one wish that you would one day Remember me or see me for The Way I am, you would see that I'm not a Stan.

But see you for the Marshall Mathers that you really are.

I guess that sometimes you Just lose it and want to Say Goodbye to Hollywood for the way White America sees you, but thats just the industry that you are in.

They treat all artists like Toy soldiers, it's like a Mosh pit out there.

But heart within hearts you are my Superman, whether you are on top of your game or Rock bottom.

Who knew I would still feel this way after 10 years? maybe I'm Under the Influence!! lol

Anyway, maybe I'm Crazy in Love or have Brain Damage

Yours Forever,

                        Ms L xx

Cleva

But I'm clever when I bust a rhyme I'm cleva always on ya' mind She's cleva and I really wanna grow But why come I'm the last to know? - Cleva Erykah Badu

I'm done with you.

You say shit that don't equal to shit.

Am I angry? Yes

Am I pissed? Yes

but the funny thing is its not about feelings for you, Its about principals.

Obviously you have none.

YOU know who you are.

Acting like you just told me the plot to my favorite show, No mate!

You can't drop shit like that then over-ride the convo with small, shitty talk.

I don't feel like talking to you right now.

Save your shit for some chick who cares, cause obviously that ain't me.

P.s: that Monica, Pheobe, Rachel, Ross, Chandler, Joey line ain't running with me!!

Dear John,

A picture is worth a thousand words they say, so here you go.

With love,

                  L

Happy birthday to me!!!!!

Just a quick blog today.

It's my birthday and I am one year older and one year wiser to the world which we call Earth. 

Shout out to all my birthday buddies... Billie Holiday, Jackie Chan, John Oates, Russell Crow and Francis Ford Cappola!!!!!

To my fellow Arien's: Diana Ross, Elton John, Maya Angelou, Chaka Khan, Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye, Jill Scott, Sarah Jessica Parker, Pharrell Williams, Q-tip, Herbie Hancock, Doris Day, Bette Davis, Mariah Carey... the list goes on and on.

Well as you can tell from the list... We are legends!!!!

xoxox

Bent and screwed over!!!!!

Yeah I said it.

I was screwed over cause I wasn't bent enough. Bent meaning gay enough!!! What the hell I hear you say. Well you heard correct, I wasn't gay enough, stud enough, lesbian enough to fit the criteria of a photo website. Ok here's the deal, went out with a few of my (gay) boys to a gay club to have a night out only to find the the club had turned into a ghetto, nasty rass, Compton wannabe, don't know what gender you are, gynecologist waiting room place of recreation.  I couldn't believe how much the place had changed and how many vaginas were in one room!!!! Where were all the fierce men gone?????

Anyway back to the story in hand, So I'm on the dance floor now vogue-ing out to Single Ladies to see a colorful dude come up with camera ready to America's Next Top Model my arse. Me being the reluctant woman I am, I hid shyly from the camera not ready for my close up to find my boys pulling me into the center cheesing harder than Edam. I had no lip gloss on so my lips must of been as dry as crisp bread and I was sweated out like my name was Jennifer Beals. Not a good look!!! Anyway, smiling with all the fakeness I could muster I took the pic, finally saw the result which was actually festive. Then Color me badd tells me that the pics will be on the website, gave me his card and sashayed off into the moon light. Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, let me tell you, Home girl here tried with all her might to get these pictures. I even registered on the frikken websites, downloaded some Mac bullshit only to find out that the pictures didn't even make the website!!!!!!!! I was hurt!!!! what was wrong with me????Didn't I look lesbian enough??? Did I not hang my legging down enough?? Did I not scowl enough???? I was officially a rainbow reject!!!! I was now the Zippy in the Bungle and Geoffrey relationship!!! (English people know what I mean)

P.S. I'm as straight as Indian hair, btw.

Here's some edited convo from my girl ReRe's first experience over here when approached:

Girl: Are you gay? Cause I find you very attractive. You look bored over here drinking your Smirnoff Ice.

ReRe: No thanks, I'm as straight as an arrow.

Girl: Oh well, I'm bent.

ReRe: Ok, well you can just curve your way back around that frikken corner, Hows about that yeah? hows about that!

Sex, Love & Money vs Pussy, Weed, Money

Lay back and relax your mind

I'm bout to double the doses in half the time

Ha! Master physical, master mind

You play it quiet but in private that ass is mine, huh!

We body rockin the last of time - 'Sex, Love & Money' Mos Def

When i hit it, She squint like them orient Asians

I do me, I say Hey miss Chung Lee i like to see your booty

Roll like sushi, I'm trynna dip my celery up in her blue cheese - 'Pussy, Weed, Money' Lil Wayne

Ok, theme of the topic today is, is there 2 types of men? 

The Sex, Love & Money type or the Pussy, Weed, Money type. I don't associate them  with the terms "The Gentleman and The Thug" Puhlease!!! Too cliche ( I actually know a child called Cliche. True stories.  What the fuck was her mother smoking??? Nouns??) Anyhoo, back to the subject in question, I have this debate going on in my head about the former and the latter as in todays view of the black male, they have been stripped down to two categories. 

The personification of the black male is no longer predetermined on his morals and ideals but actually on his status and material assets. When has the black man become one-sided? Did I forget to read that memo in my email junk? funny enough I was asked the same question by two black males yesterday.. "How do I approach a woman to let her know that I am into her?" I replied straight up with no tongue twisting or air to fill in between "With humor and confidence" they seemed perplexed at an answer so simple. Did they think there was more to it? Or maybe they thought there was only two types of women?? "But they don't notice the gentleman, its all about the dude with the money and swagger" were the words that fell out of their traps.

I ERGHED then relayed my point to them, did they really assume that there is only 1 type of woman? I was astonished and bewildered at how colored their vision was. Was "WE" as women only subjected as one facet?? Oh hell no!! I had to bring them back to school and educate them on the many regions of a females personality and what she stands for. Never that!! Which got me thinking..

  I will now never judge a book by his cover, I'll make sure I read the lining first!!!!

Queen B

Get a cute chick, face got potential

working with her little hips, waist like a pencil

know how niggas play you, but you know how 'Ye do

Say she love Beyonce, So let me upgrade you

Spanish chick grab my chain, say is that "He-sus?'"

If I'm unfaithful, blame it on the Grey Goose

All my friends say implants is a selfish gift, they all up in

She ain't pregnant, but she about to have twins

Now, is it real love?, I need to ask cupid

She real smart, but her ass is stupid

And she gon' finish school and get all type of degrees

But I bet she never had them D's......       Kanye West 'Throw some D's remix"

Once upon a time there was a princess, lets call her Princess B. Well Princess B was always ahead of other little girls ever since she was 10 years old. See, she had a special gift, more precious than she would ever realize, the gift was something she wished she didn't have because she stood out from the rest. Her parents tried to protect her gift as they knew later down the line people would try to take advantage of  this special gift. As the princess got older, she became a Queen. Upon this reign she realized to appreciate this gift that God gave her as many woman tried to imitate this gift, but fellow towns people could see the difference. Yep, she was proud of who she was because she was real.... A real Queen B.

P.S You don't need a fat booty to be beautiful, Booty ain't gonna feed your baby!

Bearded Lady

Ok, so here's the deal...I'm a newly single girl, not looking for a new dude anytime soon. But lately my eyes are starting to play tricks on me with the new dating scene. No, its not realizing that some guys are players and some girls are gold diggers, but that gay people are becoming straight!!!! What the fuck?!? Now last time I checked it was the in thing to be gay....Lindsay Lohan, Wanda Sykes, Lance bass and Mark from Westlife, the list could go on...........

I love my gay community and would fly the rainbow flag wearing my Christian Louboutins with great pride! (no pun included)

But hows about if you like boys, then you have a boyfriend, If you like girls then you have a girlfriend....but mixing up both is like mixing up custard with rice pudding (not a good look!)

Well anyhoo, If gay is the new straight then call me DYKE!!!!

Stay updated and creative!!! xxx

3 men and I ain't their baby!!!!

I don't know what else to do

Said fuck me, well fuck you too

I know it sounds real sad but true

Being alone is nothing new- Gnarls Barkley 'Whatever'

Its been interesting in this past week that the word Whatever has risen on numerous occasions out of the mouth of 3 men. 3 men that I have now parted ways with. 3 men that could not handle the aries in me. But do you know what? I will not apologize. I will say this though..."FUCK YOU!!" Awww, now that is what I call group therapy!!!

Stay updated and creative!!!!  xxx

Now why you wanna go and do that love, huh?

Ok, so this is my first attempt at blogging, cause my boy Donald Digital aka Donald Crunk gave me inspiration last night while gossiping on the phone. So I will put my manicured nails to this keyboard and I will let my mind control my fingertips.

Well as you can probably tell by the title I got my inspiration from Legendary Q-tip of A tribe called Quest from a line in his song as I saw him in concert last night.

Verdict: Aiight... I expected more from The Abstract and I am a lil disappointed as I always saw myself as Mrs Kamaal Fareed. Well if anything of last night was to go on, I am now divorced!!!! Common, I will now marry you!!!!!! Man had me surprised at how old he looked and that he had Man titties...What the heck!!!! My friends James and Mel kept saying that his boob bags were jiggling up and down like two balls on a hamsters wheel!! that wasn't just it though, I had to STAND through some shitty opening acts, what the cookie in the cookie jar was that about???? I didn't pay for my damn ears to bleed!!!! Anyhoo, I weren't too impressed with him, so I suggest his Quest has ended and his Tribe should go back to the village....

Stay updated and Creative, Till Quest time (Lol) Peace xxx