Ha ha ha ha

Laughing is good for the soul.

My whole being is in stitches over the hunt of "person's" so-called new place of stay. Please don't get mistaken and think it was me who wants to know.

Erm, nope!! Just know that I know you are still where I left you. People have seen you.

Eyes are watching and mouths are flapping like birds hibernating for the winter. (Closer to home than you think)

I don't care to know where you retreat as it could be in hell for all I care. (You'll probably lie and say that Satan and you did athletics together! lol)

You think you know me in the little time we had together, but you are sadly mistaken.

You never did. I lied and became the oscar winning actress I always wanted to be with you. (Something you know all about, I guess)

And here I am still laughing.

P.S. Yes I love diamonds, pearls and all things shiny (no-Louis Vuitton!! Lmao!!)

I am a FEMALE obviously. Try it one time!!!